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Sep. 23rd, 2025 09:00 am
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Had a good evening, but a rough night. Baby was in a fine mood and went to bed early, I got to eat German things for dinner, and I got to bed at a reasonable hour. 

Then in the middle of the night I woke up suddenly because it felt like I had inhaled some sort of angry particle. It felt just like when you inhale a piece of spicy food, and it started a coughing fit which, somehow, did not wake the baby. I stumbled to the bathroom, coughing so hard it made me eventually throw up a few times. -_- So that was fun. It eventually passed, and I still have no idea what it was.

The rest of the night I was either too hot or too cold, so I slept fitfully and woke up exhausted. Blah.

No big plans for today, or for the rest of the week really. We're sort of coasting right now, which is kind of nice. 

"Perfectly" Punctual

Sep. 23rd, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Yesterday we covered parentheses and quotation marks. Today, THE WORLD.

Or maybe just some extra apostrophes:

This Beth belongs to Congratutation.

The booties are anyone's guess.

 

 I see lots of apostrophes where quotation marks should be, but I have to admit, this is the first time I've seen it the other way around:

I blame whatever madness drove the baker to add that L.

 

You might think periods would be easy to deal with, but if so, you're obviously a man with a death wish.

Or this baker:

I don't really know who St. David is, but I'm hoping against hope he's the patron saint of punctuation.

 

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the three period run, or if you want to get all technical about it, the ellipsis:

Because nothing conveys sincerity quite like trailing off mid...

 

 With all these confusing options, you might be tempted to skip punctuation entirely, bakers. But that path has its own perils:

Yeah, way to go, Bob. I mean, that was soooo great, that thing you did. Scha.

 

 My personal favorite, though, is the wild card mish-mosh of punctuation patter:

I dare you to do a dramatic reading of this cake.

 

 And finally, the colon cake you've been waiting for:

Come back after we slice it for the semi-colons.

 

Thanks to Elizabeth C., Miriam A., Doreen L., Ariel F., Sarah C., Gernez, & Kim T. for the excuse to link to Victor Borge's phonetic punctuation.

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Sep. 22nd, 2025 08:23 am
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The weekend ended up being a mostly good one. Friday I left work early for Kate's speech therapy appointment. The therapist was pleased with her progress and recommended some more toys that could help with encouraging speech. We did some structured play so she could see how Kate picked things up, which went very well. We scheduled out the appointments for the whole of October, so we're finally going to be getting into the actual weekly meetings that we originally discussed. 

I took the rest of the day off of work, and spent the afternoon making a batch of pumpkin bread, which made the entire house smell good. We picked up tacos for dinner, and all of us got to bed a little too late in the evening, but eh, whatever.

I woke up on Saturday feeling both mentally and physically good, which hasn't happened in a hot minute. The baby was also in a good mood, so I took advantage of it all to get some chores done. I conquered dish mountain, the baby watched Ms. Rachel, I made us both breakfast. M got up around noon to the news that the background check for New Job was finally complete and accepted, and he was good to start on the 29th. Hooray! He put his notice in at Old Job immediately, and felt much relief.

The plan for Saturday had been that I'd take the baby with me in the morning to do some German food shopping at Aldi, but when I got up I realized just how long it'd been since I'd showered, so that didn't happen. New plan was to shower while the baby napped, but she kept fighting her nap every time I tried to put her down. She eventually was so tired that she ended up falling asleep on my lap at around 3:30, so I gently moved her to her crib and I finally got in some time to wash. 

Then it was a quick trip to Aldi to scope out German foods, and I was pretty disappointed with their offerings this year. I picked up a couple of packs of pastaroni-style spaetzle, a package of dried spaetzle, some frozen strudel and cakes, and some cookies, and that was about it. It also felt very disorganized - items were scattered all over the store and not put together in any sort of display, or even marked with any signage. I finally asked someone where all the German stuff was and they said it was "just sort of all over." 

I stopped at home to unload the frozen stuff so it wouldn't melt in the car, with the plan to then go on to Central Market for their German Passport offerings, but M requested that we go as a family on Sunday instead since there were some things he wanted to pick up, too. So, I called it a night and started on dinner, which was just ham, green beans, and a box of fettuccini alfredo. M went out with friends to go try and new wing place that his foodie group was raving about.

Sunday wasn't as good as day, mostly because I was extremely light-headed and achy all over. Blah. I tried not to do too much in the morning since I was pretty woozy, so it was just an easy breakfast for me and Kate. Everyone sort of faffed around the house most of the day, and thankfully, Kate finally took a decent nap. It seems that sleep regression is common at around the 2 year mark since there's just so much going on at that age, and Kate's going through all of it - language acquisition, molars coming in, potty training, the works. So she's fighting bedtime, fighting her naps, and waking up all through the night. This all means that she slept for nearly 4 hours during her nap on Sunday, since she was so exhausted.

Once she was finally up, we packed up the car and headed to Central Market, which was an absolute madhouse. They were leaning much harder into the German Passport theme than Aldi was, which was fun to see. They had carved wooden signage over all their different departments with the German names for those departments in big bright letters, paper signage pointing out all the German products, and displays of the German items within each department so they were easy to find. We ended up bringing home so much more than we went in for, and M declared that the spending limit was gone, let's just have fun and pick up what we want, so we got a big bienenstich cake from the bakery, lots of good bread, lots of good meat and sausages and cheese, some marzipan and other sweets, and some imported sodas. We spent about double the budget we had originally set but we had a good time and now we have many yummy things in the house. 

Kate did very well on the shopping trip, though she started getting restless toward the end, which, so was I honestly. Too many people, too much chaos, no one seems to know how to follow the flow of traffic, everyone blocking lanes with their carts, it was all a bit much. It was enough of an adventure that she was ready for bed not long after we got home, so it was a quick dinner of some leftovers, then right into bed, where she fought sleep for a good hour before finally passing out. 

I can't believe that October starts next week. It looks like it's going to be a busy month for us. Lots of speech therapy appointments for Kate, M has a trip to Chicago for a friend's wedding, Kate's 2nd birthday, OB appointments, just the works. 

Just two more months of being pregnant. I simultaneously can't wait to not be pregnant anymore, and am nervous about having two kids. Definitely not something I ever saw happening in my life. 

Can I Quote You On That?

Sep. 22nd, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Woohoo!! National Punctuation Day is coming!  

 You know what to do!

I stand corrected.

Bakers, contrary to popular belief, those curved thingies are not sideways "happy hugs" for your text; they're parentheses. But I'll make this easy for you: YOU WILL NEVER NEED PARENTHESES ON YOUR CAKES. So don't use them. Ever.

No, not even for a name in all caps.

 

And not for anniversaries, either.

 

Gosh. I bet "Mom" is really feeling like part of the family right now.

 

 Which brings me to my next point:

STOP IT WITH THE QUOTATION MARKS ALREADY.

 

Why are these numbers in quotes? Are they euphemisms or something? Are these people not really 13 and 59? And why does this keep happening, anyway?

 

Oh.

 

Thanks to Monica, Debb D., Tamara M.,  Alyssa V., Amy C., Rachel C., and Aurora C. for helping me cover parentheses and quotation marks. Tomorrow: COLONS! (You'll have to check back to see which kind.)

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P.S. And here's the official t-shirt of National Punctuation Day:

Punctuation Saves Lives

Proof that educating can also be entertaining!

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Sunday Sweets: Flights of Fancy

Sep. 21st, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Sharyn

Today, we're going to talk about the birds...

(By Viva la Tarta)

 

...and the bees.

(By Dlishcupcakes)

 

That's right! We're talking about Things that Fly!

(You look relieved. Why? What else would we talk about?)

There are kites:

(By Sweet Treats by Sandra)

 

...balloons in bunches:

(By Mutlu Dukkan)

 

...or filled with hot air:

(By K Noelle Cakes)

 

...and airplanes!

(by Gateau Delice)

 

Sometimes all at the same time:

(By That Baking Girl)

I'd make a kite/balloon/airplane joke here, but I think it'd go over your head.
:D

 

Let's see, what else?

There are dragonflies:

(By Joylicious Cakes)

 

...and dragons that fly:

(By La Torta Perfetta)

...which means they have to land somewhere.

 

Don't ever believe pigs can't fly.

(By Carlos Lischetti Sugar Art)

Heck, with enough thrust (or pixie dust) anything can fly.

 

All the way out of this world!

(By Cakey Cake)

 

In fact, if I could fly...

(By Alchemists of Cake)

...I think I'd Never Land.

Wouldn't that be Sweet?

 

Happy Sunday, everyone!

*****

P.S. Hang on, I can't believe we forgot butterflies!

I used this 84-pc butterfly set to make a gorgeous wreath for John's room, I know you crafters are gonna love them:

(3D Butterfly Wall Magnet Set)

They're double-sided and come with both magnets and stickers. Definitely browse the projects in the reviews, there are so many pretty ideas!

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Sep. 19th, 2025 07:39 am
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That headache from Monday was a migraine, which yesterday was making itself known behind my *left* eye. Of course by the time I realized it, it was at the tail end and I was just tired. By the time I went home it was nearly done. Had a nap, made a food, did some dishes. Just been too tired to do more than that.

Nicole messaged me this morning asking for help at her booth this weekend. I was making low key plans for lumping around the house, so this suits me fine. She'll pay for parking and my time so. Not the worst way to spend a weekend, and I was dipping heavily into my NYC fund so that's taken care of lol.

Yesterday I was feeling very suspicious. Boss had been pushing the team to book their personal days for the next couple of months, and hadn't said a peep to me about it. Then one of my colleagues mentioned that our head honcho boss wanted her to take over a task that I've been doing as of October 1, and again... nothing was said to me. What's going on here people >.> Well, boss left me a note last night to book those days. I have... 9 days to choose from since everyone else got in first. It's fine, but why did it take her an extra week to even message me about it...

Hooray For Online Piracy!

Sep. 19th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

ARRRRRR, me mateys! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day! So let's get starrrrted by going over arrr vocabularrrry with a quick pop quiz:

 

Q: Where are we going tonight?

A: To a BARRRRR. 

 Q: And what will we drink?

A. StARRRRla's Sangria!

 

 Q. How will we get to the bar?

A. In a cARRRRR!

 

Q. What will we play during Karaoke?

A. Air guitARRRRR.

 

Q. What do we call this ugly golf ball cake?

A. SubpARRRRR

 

Q. What do dinosaurs say?

A. RARRRRRR!

 

Q. And finally, who's on our pirate flag?

A. The Jolly RogARRRRR - but this scalawag looks like an impostARRRRR!

 
Thanks to Suzanne S., Beth C.,  Rock, John M., Kelly H., Adrienne D., and Paul & Storm, who I blatantly 
ripped off honored with today's post.

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Sep. 19th, 2025 08:29 am
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Yesterday was an awful, exhausting day, and I'm glad it's over with. After the early morning with the baby, and M being crabby all day, I was relieved to finally go to bed. The baby went down at around 7:30, and I immediately went to bed myself. 

At around 9pm I was awoken suddenly by the sound of a crash and then something howling/screaming. Sleep brain told me that it was Kate, so I ran straight to her room, where she was sleeping soundly and was none the wiser. After I got my heart back into my chest, I got back into bed. M and I never found the source of the noise, but we figure it was one of the dozens of dogs in the building getting into something it shouldn't have and then getting scared about it.

Kate was up again at 4AM. I thought I could get her back to bed easily since it was just a missing pacifier, but when I took her out of her crib to do a thorough search, she grabbed her blankets and ran off to the living room. I found her on the couch in a nest of her stuff. She pointed to the TV and said "Ms. Rachel", so I put on a short episode. She ate some cheese, she danced to some songs, and half an hour later she was ready to go back to sleep, thank Zod. Back to bed for both of us. 

Still feeling a bit sluggish today, but nothing as bad as yesterday. 

Speech therapy appointment for Kate this afternoon. Considering taking a half-day from work rather than just taking a long lunch to cover the appointment. I'm worn out and could use an afternoon off. 

Aldi's German week just started, and since we got paid today I'm thinking of making a trip tomorrow morning for some goodies. There's a severe lack of spaetzle in my life lately, and I miss them. 

Ow.

Sep. 18th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Presenting the world's most painful landing:

Or perhaps the world's most unfortunately shaped, colored, and placed mat logo.

Either way, I'm sure it made a real splash on the audience.

 

Beth C., would you care to join me in a casual crossing-of-the-legs?

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Sep. 18th, 2025 08:21 am
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Got home to M being very stressed about his college transcript not arriving yet. He left as soon as I was there so he could go down to the school in person and hopefully expedite things. After talking to the registrar's office, the short answer was, "no, we can't expedite electronic transcripts, and we haven't even processed your request yet." But, in a stroke of luck, he went down to visit some of his old professors, and one of them, who is now a dean, said, "screw them, I'll do it," and wrote him a letter of verification on the spot and sent him his transcripts. So, hooray! As soon as he was back home he sent everything over to HR, so hopefully that is all over and done with now.

I had finished cooking dinner by the time M got home, so the rest of the evening was pretty quiet overall, with the exception of being headbutted like a goat while trying to change Kate, and her biting my finger when I wouldn't let her get into the silverware drawer. -_- She didn't go down for bed easily, either, and was finally asleep after 9pm, which is way too late for her. And for me. 

And then she was up at 4:30 this morning. -_- We did our morning routine, I changed her and fed her breakfast, she played for a little while, and then she wanted to go back to bed at around 6. At that point there was no reason for me to go back to bed just to lay there for an hour before my alarm went off, so I had some breakfast myself and watched some YouTube. I made her a second breakfast plate for when she woke up later, took out a ham to defrost for dinner, and then left for work. 

Today is going to be very, very long. Thankfully, dinner is just going to be a bunch of really easy stuff, so it shouldn't be too much work. Fingers crossed that the baby goes down easily for bed, so I can get some decent catchup sleep tonight.

Tomorrow is Kate's second speech therapy appointment. Hopefully things go well.

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Sep. 17th, 2025 08:46 am
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Feeling the pinch this week before our paycheck on Friday, so it's back to cooking until we get paid. Ingredients in the house are low, so dinner was hamburgers. I had planned some roasted sweet potatoes as a side since we didn't have fries or regular potatoes, but when I pulled them out of the bin I discovered they all had foot-long sprouts coming out of them, so they went into the trash instead. 

Kate ate all the cheese off the top of her hamburger patty and then ignored the meat. XP I supplemented her and M's dinners with some frozen potstickers, which seems to satisfy them both. 

Serbian pork for dinner tonight, since I have all the ingredients for that. 

Besides cooking dinner, the rest of the evening was pretty quiet. Kate was in a much better mood, except for a few small fusses about wanting to brush her teeth, which is her new favorite activity. She went down easily for the night, which was a relief. 

M heard back from HR at New Job, and all they need is a verification of employment letter and his college transcripts, and all this should be done with. The letter has been obtained, we're just waiting on the transcripts now. I know M will be massively relieved when all this is over with and he can put in his notice at Current Job. 

You Might Be A Wreckerator If...

Sep. 17th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Bakers, do you worry that you, too, might be a wreckerator?

Well, have no fear, pastry pros! There are plenty of warning signs to look for:

 

You Might Be A Wreckerator If....

- ...you consider "happy" a four-letter word.


- ...your cakes have more plastic on them than frosting.

 

- ...when you say, "I could just eat you up!" to a baby, you really mean it.

"It's...looking at me."
"Ugly little spud, isn't it?"
"I think it can hear you, Ray."

 

- ...cupcake cakes are your "specialty."

 

- ...your family crest says, "Spell check is for loosers."

 

 - ...you not only know what this is, you think it's well done:

 

- ...you're frequently asked what time the earthquake hit.

 

- ...you pride yourself on following customer requests to the letter:

 

And finally, you might be a wreckerator if...

...you have to ban photography in your bakery to stop your cakes from showing up on Cake Wrecks.

(I get the e-mails, folks; I know you're out there!)

 

Thanks to Kimber, Amy S., Lori M., Carrie M., Whitney, Mary Rose, Liz, Stephanie B., Lisa R., & JR, who think it'd make more sense to just hire better bakers, but that's why they're not "good" management material.

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P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

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Sep. 16th, 2025 08:58 am
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Woke up feeling miserable yesterday, and did not improve.

M went to take a nap pretty much as soon as I got home, which was not helpful. Baby had many, many tantrums, was hitting everyone, tried to bite me again, and finally went to bed a little early, which gave me a very needed break. M woke up about 30 minutes after Kate went to bed, which gave me a chance to run out and find some dinner. Once I was back, M headed out to do laundry, and I went to bed and passed out.

There's been a hiccup with M's background check for New Job, and he's stressing about it. For a good chunk of his early 20s, he was self-employed, and they're asking for tax documents to prove it. The problem is that part of that time was before they started filing taxes or had a DBA or anything like that, and they were still in high school; they were just two dudes making video games before they became a bonafide company, so there are no tax documents. He's discussing things with New Job's HR to see what he can provide to prove he was working then, so hopefully this all gets smoothed over soon.

Gestational diabetes test came back all clear, though I am a bit anemic, so I'll be adding an iron supplement to my daily handful of pills. Maybe that's why I feel so rundown all the time.

Fee Fi Fo Fana!

Sep. 16th, 2025 01:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Yesterday we learned that writing names on cake can result in some pretty unfortunate nicknames.

But what if you already have an adorable nickname? Like "Briana Banana?" How do you wreck that up?

Well, in that case, I suppose the baker could always misspell it.

But that's kind of boring, right? So, let's see... what if - hypothetically - the baker misspelled "banana", but then also, instead of drawing a banana on the cake, she tossed a real, unpeeled banana on top?

No, wait - first she should shrink-wrap the banana and draw a smiley face on it with a Sharpie. Eh? And then tie a bunch of curly ribbon around the banana stem. Totally.

And then - THEN - just because all of that makes way too much sense, the baker could sprinkle something really ridiculous all around the shrink wrapped smiley-face banana with curly ribbon tied on its stem. Something like...I dunno...little tiny dog bones.

Yeah. That would be one AWESOME wreck. Hypothetically speaking, of course.

 

Right, April A.?

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