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Nov. 7th, 2025 01:11 pm
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Came home yesterday to reports that Tibby and M had had a bit of a row, with Tib trying to escape the bathroom and M having to wrangle him back in against his will. Tibby apparently peed himself from stress, so once I was home, he got a real bath with shampoo and everything, poor guy. His week just keeps getting worse and worse.

We let him out to roam the house for a bit as consolation, and he promptly peed in the kitchen. -_- 

Vet appointment tomorrow to get him some meds, because this isn't clearing with just the UT food. 

Today's been a pretty easy day, for once. M had no scheduled meetings, there was nothing else on our docket, so I was able to just have a pleasant lunch at home where I put Kate down for a nap and then M and I chatted on the couch about houses for sale. Currently stalking this listing. Very dated interior, but oh the potential to be fabulous.

Will attempt to sew something this weekend. 

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Nov. 7th, 2025 08:54 am
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Today's work-related ughs: covid conspiracy theories courtesy of Loud.

As [personal profile] koshka_the_cat said, it's almost a three day weekend! In Canada, Remembrance Day is a nationally recognized day, so I will be home from work then, and also I took Wednesday off. I fully expect Monday to be relatively quiet, so it's going to be a nice stretch of peace. I actually hadn't really thought of how Monday would be in the middle of all this, but it's good to think about now. Man, it's gonna be almost like a vacation. Ahhhhh.

SO, maybe I can actually get my poop in a group and do some sewing lol. I have more dinner things to make (of what was on the last list, I made 2 of 3). More soups for sure, and I'd like to make some bread to go with it if the room isn't too cold. Maybe some baking.

Sewing wise, I need to tape the patterns together still, and perhaps have a cutting party. It has started snowing today and while I don't expect it to stick around, it does mean I need to look at putting my summer clothes away and get winter-ready. That's also on my radar.

Wet, Flappy, & Thoroughly Stewed

Nov. 7th, 2025 02:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

If the kids ask, April just got a new bottle of shampoo.

*flap flap flap*

Take note, everyone: "Yoth!" is the new 40.

Be sure to adjust your birthday cards accordingly.

Whoah. Not only did they screw up the "screwed up" inscription, it's a cupcake cake. [patooey!] Now, CCC defenders, I want you to look at all that icing smeared under and around the individual cupcakes, and then I want you to find a real cake, and I want you to apologize to it. Do it! Do it now!!

Ahem.

Hey, you know how some people's "i"s look like "7"s, and their "g"s look like "6"s?

No?

Well, now you do.

A big thanks to Wreckporters J7ll W., Paulette M., Dan7elle S., Barbara M., & Ashle76h.

*****

P.S. I have to introduce you to the handiest little kitchen gadget for under $7:

Dishwasher "Dirty/Clean" Slider Bar

The whole thing is magnetic, and it also comes with a double-sided adhesive for non-metallic machines. Also comes in black, and there's a prettier cursive option if you don't want the bright red/green!

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Nov. 6th, 2025 08:57 am
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The house is once again besieged by fruit flies. They are driving us all up a wall, M most of all because he's just at 100% capacity all the time now. He insists they are biting him, which I know they aren't (don't have the right mouth parts to bite), but I'm not going to argue with him. 

In an effort to combat the scourge, I pushed myself to do a big clean of the house last night - cat closet was scrubbed, diaper trash was taken out and the can scrubbed, dishes were washed and kitchen was scrubbed, etc. Completely exhausting, but seems to be working, as there are far fewer flies today than there were yesterday. We also installed light traps in every room, and they are helping immensely. 

M was out most of the evening at the last-minute client dinner in Dallas. He came home with a container full of barbeque, because out of towners love to eat barbeque when they come to Texas. I think I've eaten more smoked meat in the past week than I have in the past few years.

Poor Tibby has a UTI, so he has to stay in the bathroom in quarantine until it passes. He has a box to sleep in, special food, and his own litter box right now, and he seems actually extremely content to hang out in there alone as long as one of his humans visits him every so often. No wonder, since he's usually getting pounced on by Tiger or the kitten when he's out and about. 

Was musing about the 1870s Dickens wardrobe - I need two day dresses (already picked out), two evening dresses, and a wrapper or tea gown. I'm having a hard time pinning down ideas for evening gowns, but I finally figured out the tea gown situation. Sometime back I bought a partially disassembled furisode (it is missing a sleeve, unfortunately) with the intention of turning it into a bustle something, and it would be perfect for a Japonisme tea gown like this or this. I'm going to dig it out and see exactly how much fabric I have to work with so I can work out a design.

Getting The Picture

Nov. 6th, 2025 02:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

Your wish = my command.

 

"Ok, but I'm adding these decorative scrolly bits to show you what an awesome decorator I am."

 

"Oh, I'm getting the picture alright." [winkwink]

 

"Hey, you know those times when you should be seeing red, but instead you feel kinda blue?"

"Yeah, me neither."

 

"Fortunately for both of us, I don't have to understand your weird code language to follow orders:"

Mine?
Mine?
Mine?

 

Thanks to Kevin B., Eugene K., Tiffany K., Carrie B., & Melissa O., who, of all my wreckporters, are literally the most recent.

******

P.S. Here's a giggle for my coffee-loving friends:

"My Four Moods" Dragon Tee

:D
It comes in both Men's & Women's cuts, plus a bunch more colors.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Nov. 5th, 2025 08:59 am
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Yesterday started out pretty well - felt rested, good lunch break where I was able to get Kate down for a nap before heading back, some quality time with the massage chair at work. 

Then some time in mid-afternoon things started to go downhill. I began feeling very poorly, so I tried to limit the amount of time I spent running around. M called just as I was leaving work to say that the Jeep was ready, so as soon as I got home we bundled up Kate and headed right back out to go retrieve the car. As soon as we were back with all the vehicles, M turned right back around and went out again to go and sell a couple of his shotguns that he doesn't like, so it was just me and Kate for a few hours.

Kate was so excited about having her shoes on because it almost always means going for a walk, which is The Best, and it felt terrible to disappoint her, so I pushed myself to take her on a short walk around the complex. I tried to keep it close to the house, but she was in explore mode, and we ended up crossing the entire complex. She knew what I was doing every time I tried to steer her back home, and darted away from me to do more acorn collecting or running around, so by the time we were finally back home I had completely overdone it and was feeling awful. 

Attempted to make soup from the gifted potatoes, but didn't get far. Between having to take many breaks to rest, Kate was also very full of energy and wanted to play together, or she was stripping naked, or climbing furniture she shouldn't be, so the evening was A LOT. 

Thankfully, M called on his way home and offered to pick up pizza, so I didn't feel like I needed to finish the soup that night. And it absolutely did not get finished.

Kate went down at her normal bedtime, and I finally had a chance to eat my pizza and have a bit of ice cream. At around 10, I went to tell M that I was going to bed, and we decided to just move Kate to her crib so we could go to bed together. 

Then she was up at 5AM, because of course she was. A little cheese, some juice, and she went back down within 30 minutes. Victory! 

Tired today but feeling okay. Leaving work a little early because M has to be in Dallas this evening for a client dinner that he was invited to at the last minute. If I feel up to it and have the time, I may poke at the 1872 corset tonight. We'll see.

The REST of the Story

Nov. 5th, 2025 02:00 pm
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Posted by The CW Team

"Welcome to the K. Krex Evaluation Center! Please have a seat, and we'll begin the exam.

[consulting clipboard] "Ok, let's start by having you cover your left eye and spell out the top line here."

"Uhhh.... M. d. W. 2. K. 1. O?"

"Perfect. Now go ahead and read me the bottom word here."

"Oh man, that's tough. Um...matheridby?"

"Good, good. Now, please cover your right eye and spell out the letters on the bottom line here."

"N... O... T.. T.. P.. P.. L.. B.. S.. S.. S.. S.. L?"

[writing on clipboard] "Mmmhmm. Now, kindly read this for me:"

{squinting} "Uhhh.... Is that even English?"

"Excellent. Moving on, now I'm going to change the lenses over your eye. Tell me which is more in focus:

"Number one...

"...or number two?"

"Gosh, I don't know. They look about the same."

"I see. Ok, for our final test, let's have you put on these glasses and try reading these:"

"Happy....Bir....um... I have no idea what that says."

"And I'd rather not say that one out loud."

"Oh! That's the artist formerly known as Prince, right?"

"Well done. And congratulations - you're hired! Here are your apron and piping bags, and you can pick up your spools of ribbon and plastic flotsam in the morning. Now, go make us proud!

"And a bunch of cupcake cakes."

Thanks to Brandon D., Rosie, Melissa M., Becky, Rebecca M., Sara B., Judy R., Abby M., and Grace N. for the eye-openers.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Nov. 4th, 2025 09:06 am
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The time change has thrown off the entire family this year, much more than it has in years past. I didn't get to sleep until after midnight on Sunday night, and Kate was up at 5AM Monday morning, so that was fun. Thankfully, with a quick snack and a diaper change, she went back down fairly easily, and I was able to squeeze in another hour or so of sleep before my alarm went off.

Last night I was able to get into bed at a reasonable hour for once, and the Kate had gone to bed early and slept through the night, so I woke up feeling...rested? Not well rested, but at least not like I was going to die of fatigue. 

Dug through some project bins and was able to find the bag with all the bits for the 1872 corset, so that is now on hand. The corded petticoat was hanging in the closet, so I took it out and hung it in the bathroom to await such a time as the baby is in bed and I have the free time to give it one more wash to remove the last of the corn starch residue, and then give it its actual starch bath. 1830s stays are still AWOL, buried somewhere in the back of the closet, but I'm sure they'll turn up.

The kitchen at work gave me a bunch of potatoes, so tonight they will become soup.

Going to head across the street sometime today and vote.

This week is blessedly free of appointments, though M keeps getting meetings dropped in his lap at the last minute. Yesterday he was pulled into a 3-hour long meeting basically 15 minutes before it started, so when I got home the house was chaos and Kate was basically feral. I put my key in the door to unlock it and then heard it click back into place, and a little giggle from the other side of the door. (Kate has figured out she can stand on a box and reach the locks, so she likes to turn them. Thankfully we have a chain lock on the door, too, which she can't reach even standing on a box, so no danger of her getting outside.) I texted M about the door, and he let me in, and I was greeted by a very naked toddler, who had pulled all her books off the shelf, had several plates of snacks in various states of being eaten, the cats were running around, boxes were strewn everywhere, it was wild. I re-dressed the naked baby, cleaned up the room, gave her dinner, and she calmed down immensely. 

We've discussed that I'm going to keep working right up until my maternity leave starts at the beginning of December, but I don't know if that's going to be a real possibility if things keep up like this. M says that work is only going to keep ramping up, soooo...yeah. We'll see.

Heeere Leezard, Leezard, Leezard!

Nov. 4th, 2025 02:00 pm
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Posted by john (the hubby of Jen)

Could switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

...

Do bakeries in Florida have a problem with lizards?

"S'alright.  'E's probably just restin'."

 

Thanks to Anony M. for finding a wreck my cats would LOVE.

*****

P.S. OK, so no one wants to see a lizard on a cake.
But how about a Bearded Dragon on a blog?

Pogo the Plush Bearded Dragon

Pogo is a whopping 21 inches long, so I hear he's great for snuggling.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Nov. 3rd, 2025 12:13 pm
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Roller coaster weekend. Started with leaving work early on Friday to help M limp the Jeep over to the repair shop. They couldn't get to it right away, so we had to wait on the results of the diagnostic until Monday. The rest of the evening was fine, uneventful.

Saturday was a good day. Everyone was in good spirits, and M got to visit with a friend that was in town unexpectedly and came home in a great mood. I was feeling boxed in to the house with all the damned stuff we've somehow accumulated, so I ended up doing a big clean up of the living room and kitchen so I could breathe again. Felt accomplished, ended the night well.

Then Sunday went downhill suddenly. It started well enough, but then M and I had a very stupid fight about fried chicken, then when he went to the car to go and get us lunch, he discovered that the Honda had been towed. -_- This is, of course, even though I had registered the Honda with the complex precisely so it WOULDN'T get towed. We were able to track down where it was being held hostage and liberate it, but dammit, we should not have had that $300 hit for no reason. I double checked the registration, and yes, the Honda was clearly listed as registered to our unit. The towing company said that they took it because the car's registration didn't match the name on the unit lease. -_- So incredibly stupid. That should not matter as long as it's registered with the office, which it was!

So yeah, we're going to contest that.

Big fight about the car, after stupid chicken fight, so the day was just garbage. 

Heard from the mechanic this morning, and the inspection turned up all sorts of problems. The Jeep was overheating because the thermostat is borked AGAIN, which means this will be the fourth time we're replacing the same damned part. The clonking sound that M heard was the water pump basically beating itself to death because there was no water circulating though the system. They also found all sorts of mystery crud built up in the coolant lines. Biggest surprise was that the front differential is going out. Our rear differential has been sort of crunchy ever since we got the car, but the front is now also being dumb. There's also a pinion something something that is bad. M told the shop to fix the thermostat, water pump, and the crud buildup, and that he'll take care of the rest himself.

Since I had to leave work early on Halloween in order to do car stuff with M, I didn't get a chance to do a final drive-through of the spider neighborhood. Heading to work this morning, many of the houses had already taken down their decorations, which means that this year's final spider count stands at 63!

NoNewSewMo has started, and I've decided to dig out a few nearly-finished projects and try to wrap them up. On the list are the 1830s stays, which just need eyelets and a drawstring at the neck, the corded petticoat, which just needs to be starched dammit, and the 1872 corset, which needs the most work, but it's a small and portable project that I can work on at my desk without having to drag out a bunch of stuff, and I need it to make new dresses next year.

M and I talked about the timeline for house hunting, since the end of the year is nearly upon us, and I said that I'd ideally like to start looking in January so we can be out of the apartment as soon as our lease is up. He wants to stay in the apartment right until the lease is up, and then start looking, meaning a couple of months of month-to-month rent, and a probably move out of something more like May or June. That sticks a fork in my plans to hit the reenactment in May, so I'm shifting focus to Dickens. Plan right now is to finish up the dresses that I had planned for my last trip so I have a full 1850s wardrobe to take with me, AND to make an early 1870s wardrobe so that I have options in case I don't feel like doing 1850s next year. It's honestly all probably a bit much, but eh, I have a year!

Say What?

Nov. 3rd, 2025 02:00 pm
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Posted by Jen

I know they keep pushing back the retirement age, but this is ridiculous:

Worst. Retirement package. Ever.

 

Clearly this "celabrate" you speak of refers to an activity with which I am unfamiliar.

 

Ever notice what a difference an "e" can make?

Ouch.

 

Or the lack of proper spacing?

Woohoo! Uric acid-induced arthritis! Yeah!

 

At first glance I thought this next cake said "gobbles," which you must admit would have been perfect on an edible baby cake.

Of course, if you say it fast enough this actually almost sounds right.

And, poof!
Just like that, I got you all to say the word "Gobbless" under your breath.

BOW BEFORE YOUR PUPPET MASTER!

Bwah-ha-haa-haaa!!!

Ahem.

 

And finally, a reminder of the importance of commas:

"The first 102rd moms were just so-so, but number 103th? BINGO."

 

Thanks to Bethany V., Clare P., Jason T., Angela L., Erin L., & Rachel M., and whoever first put an "rd" superscript over a number two. (Seriously, just try to pronounce "2rd" without giggling. Go on.)

*****

P.S. In case this post wasn't painful enough:

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

There are a lot of "dad joke" books out there, but this one has awesome ratings AND the word "spiffing" on the cover, so it's a clear winner.

*****

And from my other blog, Epbot:

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Nov. 3rd, 2025 07:58 am
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Friday evening was spent entirely in bed, minus the half hour or so I took to make mac & cheese. After, I cracked a can of soda but couldn't enjoy it long as I'd left it on my bedside table, didn't look when I reached over to take a drink, and nearly put a horrid box elder bug IN MY MOUTH!!!!! UGH!! So tired of these fuckers!! My tub is currently a graveyard for these bastards.

Saturday morning I printed patterns. Maybe it would have made more sense to send a couple of them for printing, it ended up being over 100 pages total. Alas. Picked up M for the movie, which we enjoyed (Regretting You, because Mason Thames is our current favourite actor and he is LITERALLY baby (he is 18), we have not read the book and will probably never read or watch another Colleen Hoover adaptation unless someone really awesome is in it), and went back home.

I'd been excited on Friday to reach the end of repeat 8 of my cowl knitting before realizing that it had set up the first block and then said "repeat 8 more times" and DANG IT I had another 42 rows to go. So after Friday evening knitting and a couple rows at the theatre (I dropped the edge stitches on either side of a single row and called it an afternoon when I couldn't really see what I was doing), I finished up the last block, and I WON yarn chicken. I was thrilled, I didn't want to wind up the new skein just to do a couple of rows!

Yesterday I started doing the rainbow colours, and I am currently halfway through the 10 colours. I trimmed pattern pages with the slicer, which took a little time to set up so I didn't slice the pattern willy-nilly like the first time. I am considering bringing the pile of paper to work to make use of larger spaces without kitten help. That's a sometime-this-week-maybe problem. I'd do it at M's place on Tuesday, but she is getting a couch delivered from IKEA so we will likely be putting it together.

It feels really good to be getting a knitting project done in the next few days. I did a lot of it with cats in my lap, so it IS possible. I'll start adding it back into my evening activity choices.

While knitting earlier in the day yesterday, the cats decided it was a perfect time to chew on either thread or the thread stand. As I looked at my covered machine, I realized that I hadn't sewn anything in like, a month. I did the bulk of my plaid dress on September 30th. I definitely switched out the thread for a mismatched combo of black and grey, though I don't remember why. October was so hard this year. And now it's November and we're heading into The Darkness, and I want to be kind to myself and do a lil hibernating or at least slowing down. Hustle culture is not it.
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Posted by Lindsey

Hey girl.
Today's post is dedicated to you.

By I Dream of Jeanne Cakes

That's right, to you and every other chocolate-loving chocoholic out there who can't quit craving the sweet stuff and have long since polished off the last 3 Musketeers bar in your kids' Halloween candy stash.

You know who you are.

So come along. Let's take a ride on the gentle waves of chocolate's sweet caress:

By Sweet Gems Cakes

 

Let's set sail on the decadent seas of sensory seduction.

Photography by Julie Mikos; baker unknown.

Smell the chocolate. Feeeeel the chocolate. Taste the chocolate. BE the chocolate.

 

Let chocolate's smooth tendrils of tantalization entwine you.

By Layers

 

Embrace the chocolate! Let its sweet siren song wash over you and take you to a place where a rose is just a rose, unless it's a chocolate rose...

By Baking Arts

Because then it's like, a way better rose.

 

Unless of course, it's a painted chocolate rose. With ruffles. And twirly things.

By The Paul Bradford Sugarcraft School

Twirly things of temptation!

 

So surrender! Surrender to chocolate's rich and creamy charms!

Let the fermented bean pods of the cacao tree seep into your soul as you... um... wait.

By Cakes by Occasion

OK, so maybe that's not the sexiest description of chocolate you've ever heard. Sorry.
I'm running out of adjectives here.

 

Bottom line, chocolate is pretty much perfection.

By Wilton

Like this cake. Such perfection, I'm having trouble believing it's real. Look at those razor sharp corners!

 

And the only way this curvaceous cake could be better is if there were even more of it:

By Premier Pastry

 

I can't spot a single thing wrong here, either:

By The Pastry Studio

I'm just dotty for it! (The kids still say 'dotty,' right?)
(No? Well, I'm not very hip. My pajamas have cats on them.)

 

Of course, sometimes even the most fervent chocolate lover needs a break:

By Margaret's French Bakery

Like this. This is the perfect chocolate break.

Who could resist a cake literally paved in chocolate?
I can't. You can't. Don't even try.

 

Anyway, if you love chocolate so much, why don't you marry it? I think you should.

By Kanya Hunt

If only for the cake.

Hope your Sunday’s extra sweet!

******

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Oct. 31st, 2025 08:18 am
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Dancing was *so* good for my soul. I was the first of the former students I knew of to arrive and my teacher was happy to see me. Lots of random people, a friend of a friend or two, but it was really fun and I'm sooooo glad I went. I am, of course, paying for it today, as I have not danced much at all since the end of 2018. One of the other gals I knew said there had been a lot of injuries between then and now (mood). I'll get it back, my body knows what to do (mostly), I just tried way too much with being as out of shape as I am haha.

Yes, I did contemplate staying home. I wanted to dance more than I wanted to stay home.

I did bounce and go to Walmart, where, upon opening my phone, my teacher had messaged me and suggested "getting the band back together". OMG yes please, sign me up. I would love that more than anything. There's classes running again in the city, but HER classes suited me so well and I didn't prioritize it (nor could I, what with being in deep debt) for other teachers.

Eyyy I do not need to go out again as I got everything on my list! Tonight I plan to crash face first into bed for a time, as I was awake 2:15-4am again, and perhaps today is the day I manage to print patterns (i can then trim them from bed). M and I are going to a movie tomorrow, and besides that I don't have a lot of plans. Besides KNIT ALL THE THINGS!! TAPE THE PATTERNS! Maybe cut out the patterns?? On fabric even?? We shall see. I do need to spend some time tidying because I'm pretty sure I need to get someone in to look at the radiator. The kittens knocked a table over and kinda messed up the knob. My room is much chillier than the rest of the apartment. First things first though, open said knob and see if that helps.

Dinner plans for the next little bit:

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