For Shanda specifically...but fun none the less

[ianuk]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
best friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,

Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.

You better roll him over. 'The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said,
'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange, so he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at The body and    said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.

Roll him over.'   The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it
ain't Bubba.

'The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two
assholes.

''What?  He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,

'There's Bubba with them two Assholes'.

Comments

[dragonflykeep.livejournal.com]

There are times when I wish my Dad was still here...he would have loved this one. I passed it on to the family in his memory! Too funny!

[public-shaylan.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the sheer simple joy of red-neck humor...
*hugs*

[richarddbrewer.livejournal.com]

save that one in the memory file. I know a polock joke that is close.