A Honest Review of 50 Shades of Grey
Jun. 24th, 2015 08:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ianukThis was supposed to have been live tweeted but we had too much commentary between us all but first and foremost:
So, it is an awful movie. It has lots of triggers for people who have issues with 1) stalking, 2) rape, 3) non-consent!
This is the movie to show people what consent is NOT.
This is the movie to show people what a healthy relationship is NOT.
This is the movies to show people what BDSM is NOT!
This is a movie to show just how creepy the themes in Twilight really are…see above.
I’m pretty appalled by this film. We were all appalled by this film.
It was not sexy times, it was a big turn off, it was depressing and creepy and how one messed up guy could ruin a nice girl on sex in general.
I can’t believe they are making more of this crap. Sighs.
The public is DUMB!
So, it is an awful movie. It has lots of triggers for people who have issues with 1) stalking, 2) rape, 3) non-consent!
This is the movie to show people what consent is NOT.
This is the movie to show people what a healthy relationship is NOT.
This is the movies to show people what BDSM is NOT!
This is a movie to show just how creepy the themes in Twilight really are…see above.
I’m pretty appalled by this film. We were all appalled by this film.
It was not sexy times, it was a big turn off, it was depressing and creepy and how one messed up guy could ruin a nice girl on sex in general.
I can’t believe they are making more of this crap. Sighs.
The public is DUMB!
- Is that a pompadour?
- Jogging with seagulls, is that his Indian Name?
- Such a waste of Danny Elfman.
- The 70s shirt called. It doesn’t want to be here either.
- Symbolism!
- All things you want on your Tinder Profile! (polite, courteous& clean….formal)
- Red Rope! Red Rope! Red Rope!
- She’s Snarking herself. Its like Inception!
- Acidic Blow Job Time!
- His brother is Flynn Rider!
- Tony Stark as Christian Grey! Steve Rogers is Anastasia Steele!
- Siri, How do I flog someone?
- Those are advanced selfie sticks!
- These were blessed by the Pope! They’re white!
- Standard bathtub measurements: A Ianuk and a Hiddleston!
- *dolphin noises*Hymen! *dolphin noises* No Hymen!
- Ink blot Panda is judging you!
- The submissive shall not ask the Laurel for booze out of turn!
- She’s as insubstantial as her actual character!
- RAPE!!!!!!!!! RAPEY!!!!!! RAPE!!!!!!!!!! (multiple times)
- He has the same taste in Gin as
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danabren! - Skeksi!? Girlfriend?!
- …Is that the Boondock Saints Theme? ….And we will reap you!
- “Apprentice! Research!” (Multiple Times)
- The tags on this story are wrong!
- Why does his sister have a French accent? ----Go away or she’’l taunt you a second time!
- No elevators were harmed in the making of this film!
- That’s it?
- What an awful film!
